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This is a blog for me to basically collect things I find entertaining. Like fandom stuffs. Or tell you my thoughts. Hope you enjoy.

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They got my dick message!

well, i died, and turned into a roman. it’s very distracting.

requireminx:

Tonks walking around as McGonagall saying weird stuff to students

Girls asking Tonks to become their crushes best friend to find out if they like them or not

Tonks walking around the Hufflepuff common room as Snape, scaring the shit out of people

Tonks

queermarauders:

*ron weasley voice* viktor krum?? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of photos of viktor krum spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of viktor krum scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

wavesheep:

Across the oceans Across the seas
Over forests of blackened trees
Into the valley where we dare not speak
Across the endless wilderness
where all the beasts bow down their heads
Every mile and every year
Time and distance disappear

wavesheep:

Across the oceans Across the seas

Over forests of blackened trees

Into the valley where we dare not speak

Across the endless wilderness

where all the beasts bow down their heads

Every mile and every year

Time and distance disappear

bowtiesandbatman:

omnicat:

genalovestoons:

kungphooey:

my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together

since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk

so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol

while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’

‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’

‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’

‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’

‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’

‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’

Leggles

Every bit of this is gold. Headcanon accepted

Sirius: *Writing a letter to James*
Sirius: Deer James
Lily: It's Dear
Sirius: No it isn't
beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

Some books you read. Some books you enjoy. But some books just swallow you up, heart and soul.
Joanne Harris (via a-thousand-words)
godric: i took your advice salazar
salazar: what advice
godric: about having giant versions of our house animals
salazar: oh no
godric: i got a 60 foot lion
salazar: oh no
godric: she's in the grounds right now
salazar: OH NO
godric: look out the window bro
salazar:
salazar: wait i dont see her
godric: yeah i was lion about the whole thing
salazar:
godric:
salazar: i cant believe i let that pun slytherin to the conversation
godric: ayyyyy
salazar: ayyyyy